well, i wanted to go to a nice, funky, comfy coffeeshop and read my new book; the friends had other ideas. instead, we went to the pub, drank beer, ate nachos, played cards and tried to win meat. now i’m home, filled with tootsie roll goodness and reeking of smoke. i got more than my quota of smoke without once taking a puff (not that i didn’t threaten to). my throat feels like sandpaper and my chest is all tight. now i’ll have to have another shower before i go to bed and wash all the clothes i was wearing. i need to keep those two to the smoke-free pubs from now on.
\ni can’t believe i didn’t want to smoke! not once, not really. i did really want one on the way back from the aquarium yesterday, but that was just a post-traumatic cigarette craving.
\n“do you want to see my lizard?” what was i thinking?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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