{"id":1022,"date":"2002-04-10T09:43:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-10T09:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2002-04-10T09:43:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-10T09:43:00","slug":"all_white_meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/all_white_meat\/","title":{"rendered":"all white meat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m starting to wonder about where the chickens parts go.  everywhere you see restaurants of varying sophistication touting their latest menu items:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;tender chicken breast filets&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;all white meat chicken breast&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;succulant chicken breast&#8221;<br \/>\nyou get the picture.  there&#8217;s a lot of breasts happening in the food business lately.<br \/>\nmy question remains, other than chicken nuggets and taco bell chicken items, where does the rest of the chicken go once they&#8217;ve taken the breast meat?  okay, kfc gets a lot of miscellaneous chicken parts &#8212; have you tried to get any white meat in a bucket of their fried chicken lately?  you almost have to order it three days in advance.<br \/>\ni just keep thinking about these poor chickens&#8230; maybe they should perform mastectomies so they can remain productive members of chicken society by laying eggs?  it seems such a waste to kill the poor things when they aren&#8217;t going to be fully utilized.<br \/>\nthe chickens have got it just as bad as women.  it&#8217;s all about the size of their boobs.  how sad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m starting to wonder about where the chickens parts go. everywhere you see restaurants of varying sophistication touting their latest menu items: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;tender chicken breast filets&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;all white meat chicken breast&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;succulant chicken breast&#8221; you get the picture. there&#8217;s a lot of breasts happening in the food business lately. my question remains, other than chicken <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/all_white_meat\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}