{"id":1028,"date":"2002-04-09T12:46:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-09T12:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2002-04-09T12:46:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-09T12:46:00","slug":"hey_look_i_forg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/hey_look_i_forg\/","title":{"rendered":"hey, look! i forgot the subject!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>didn&#8217;t get to bed until midnight last night because, after an ill-planned apres-dinner nap, i had the urge to get up and exercise. i was crunching, squatting, lifting, pressing and extending all freaking evening as i watched, for the first time, <i>the bachelor<\/i> (i picked a good one, too!  a chick didn&#8217;t move on to the next round, had panic attack and started hyperventilating on camera!  yeah, i love reality television.).<br \/>\nof course, i overslept this morning.  it&#8217;s amazing i was only five minutes late for work, especially considering i had to stop for gas on the way.  cute esso station boy saw me and said hi, too.  yay.<br \/>\ni chickened out of ordering groceries last night.  not so much chickened, really; but, i blew my budget so i can&#8217;t afford to stock up until i get paid on friday.  stupid money.<br \/>\ni&#8217;m antsy. i have a rock in my shoe. my chair squeaks. my neck-crick is back. my hands are all red and puffy for some reason. i bought the winning lottery ticket this morning, so don&#8217;t waste your money &#8212; i&#8217;m going to win. i like playing backgammon. i learned to play backgammon on waikiki beach when i was nine years old.  i phoned my mom today to ask her a medicine-related question and i answered it myself while talking to her.  i have an email i have to write which i am putting off.  i&#8217;m not being very productive.  i&#8217;m specifically mentioning neall just to make him blush.  it&#8217;s raining and i don&#8217;t care. i want to go home and do my dishes so i can dirty more making something vegetably for dinner.<br \/>\nif you&#8217;re job hunting or bored and want to re-work your resume, here&#8217;s an interesting <A HREF=\"http:\/\/editorial.careers.msn.com\/articles\/resumeblunders\/\">article<\/A> i just found on the subject.  i see a lot of resumes in my job (4,369 so far in 2002) and cannot stress to you the importance of number ten.  by the way, two other resume tips:  have all your contact information in one place (preferably the top of the first page) and in one font size (preferably 10-12pt).  also, if you have an unusual\/ethnic\/gender-neutral name, include some clue as to your sex.  it&#8217;s embarrassing to send out letters or make calls to &#8220;mr. chris parkinson&#8221; only to find he&#8217;s actually a she.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>didn&#8217;t get to bed until midnight last night because, after an ill-planned apres-dinner nap, i had the urge to get up and exercise. i was crunching, squatting, lifting, pressing and extending all freaking evening as i watched, for the first time, the bachelor (i picked a good one, too! a chick didn&#8217;t move on to <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/hey_look_i_forg\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}