daylight savings time is cruel. when my alarm went off at 5:27am, my first thought was “it’s too early to get up”. i was right. it was really only 4:27am, which is far too early to get up.
\nas proof that water (used as a metaphor for emotions, you see) will seek its own level, i am now happily burping chicken chili burps as i plow merrily through my workload.
\nchris, the recently divorced co-worker i’ve always been rather fond of, is looking damn fine of late. new duds, new haircut, lost weight, working out. i must remember to invite him out for lunch one day soon. nothing like a little rebound romance with a divorcee!
\ni wonder if there’s anyone in the gym right now. i feel the urge to use some muscles…
\ntonight, i’m going to order my groceries online! i’m nervous and excited about it. i have a load of canned goods i need to buy to stock up my seriously naked pantry and i hate lugging them in from the car. actually, i hate making more than one trip with groceries from the car. i don’t know why. i just do. so, this way i let someone else lug them right to my door! how ingenious! the prices are pretty good so far, too. i love the internet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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