{"id":1034,"date":"2002-04-11T08:04:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-11T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1034"},"modified":"2002-04-11T08:04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-11T08:04:00","slug":"things_you_lear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/things_you_lear\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Learn From Watching Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Women wear high heels to bed. <\/li>\n
  2. Men are never impotent. <\/li>\n
  3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. <\/li>\n
  4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. <\/li>\n
  5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. <\/li>\n
  6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men. <\/li>\n
  7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job. <\/li>\n
  8. Women always orgasm when men do. <\/li>\n
  9. A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. <\/li>\n
  10. All women are noisy fucks. <\/li>\n
  11. People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. <\/li>\n
  12. Those tits are real. <\/li>\n
  13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt. <\/li>\n
  14. Men always groan ‘OH YEAH’ when they cum. <\/li>\n
  15. If there is two of them they ‘high five’ each other. (and the girl isn’t disgusted!) <\/li>\n
  16. Double penetration makes women smile. <\/li>\n
  17. Asian men don’t exist. <\/li>\n
  18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth. <\/li>\n
  19. There’s a plot. <\/li>\n
  20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass. <\/li>\n
  21. Nurses suck patients cocks. <\/li>\n
  22. Men always pull out. <\/li>\n
  23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you. <\/li>\n
  24. Women never have headaches. <\/li>\n
  25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to ‘suck it’ <\/li>\n
  26. Assholes are clean. <\/li>\n
  27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. <\/li>\n
  28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s pants and find a cock there. <\/li>\n
  29. Men don’t have to beg. <\/li>\n
  30. When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip. <\/li>\n
  31. Pigtails = handlebars.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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