{"id":1067,"date":"2002-04-26T08:49:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-26T08:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2002-04-26T08:49:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-26T08:49:00","slug":"notes_to_self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/notes_to_self\/","title":{"rendered":"notes to self"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; use the phrase &#8220;pig fuckers&#8221; more in daily life.<br \/>\n&#8211; ow. call the doctor, you masochistic freak.<br \/>\n&#8211; don&#8217;t give up. they still have a chance to advance.<br \/>\n&#8211; be a bitch if it will make you feel better.<br \/>\n&#8211; stretch.<br \/>\n&#8211; enjoy the donuts, but don&#8217;t make a habit of them.<br \/>\n&#8211; don&#8217;t tell dad kim asked if he was your grandfather.<br \/>\n&#8211; stop whining.<br \/>\n&#8211; phone tyler.<br \/>\n&#8211; don&#8217;t blow your budget this week.<br \/>\n&#8211; remember jeremy&#8217;s birthday.<br \/>\n&#8211; phone karen.<br \/>\n&#8211; do dishes.<br \/>\n&#8211; don&#8217;t be jealous carp&#8217;s in town.<br \/>\n&#8211; stop thinking about paul. he wasn&#8217;t *that* good in bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; use the phrase &#8220;pig fuckers&#8221; more in daily life. &#8211; ow. call the doctor, you masochistic freak. &#8211; don&#8217;t give up. they still have a chance to advance. &#8211; be a bitch if it will make you feel better. &#8211; stretch. &#8211; enjoy the donuts, but don&#8217;t make a habit of them. &#8211; don&#8217;t <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/notes_to_self\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}