{"id":109,"date":"2001-03-06T12:51:00","date_gmt":"2001-03-06T12:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=109"},"modified":"2001-03-06T12:51:00","modified_gmt":"2001-03-06T12:51:00","slug":"vending_machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/vending_machine\/","title":{"rendered":"vending machines should sell carrots."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m trying to make a concerted effort to eat better lately.  i&#8217;m even considering dropping coffee again.  i&#8217;ve done it before, i can do it again.  i think.  *twitch*<br \/>\nanyway, my problem today is i forgot my daily baggie of baby carrots which have become my traditional afternoon nibble.  without them, by the time it&#8217;s three o&#8217;clock i&#8217;m fucking ravenous and i&#8217;ll eat anything that crosses my path, which usually means scrounging together a dollar in coins to get cheezies or corn chips from the vending machine.  these are the times i&#8217;d kill for a proper cafeteria here.<br \/>\ni have gum and another litre-and-a-half of water, but after that&#8230; i may start gnawing on my wrist rest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m trying to make a concerted effort to eat better lately. i&#8217;m even considering dropping coffee again. i&#8217;ve done it before, i can do it again. i think. *twitch* anyway, my problem today is i forgot my daily baggie of baby carrots which have become my traditional afternoon nibble. without them, by the time it&#8217;s <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/vending_machine\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}