{"id":1095,"date":"2002-05-12T22:14:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-12T22:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2002-05-12T22:14:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-12T22:14:00","slug":"yes_yes_yes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/yes_yes_yes\/","title":{"rendered":"yes! yes! yes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Definition of Orgasm:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muscles contract. Release. The universe aligns. Angels sing. Wet. Wetter. Union. Harmony. The Self disintergrates into millions of pulses of energy. The body hums. The soul reverberates. Generally acquired from people whose unique ability to devote attention to small details can make immense things happen, such as, but not limited to: programmers and artists. Acquisition method: sex and in very rare moments masturbation or scintillating discussion<\/i><br \/>\n[stolen from <A HREF=\"http:\/\/oostendorp.net\/writing\/fragments.html\">nate<\/A>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Definition of Orgasm: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muscles contract. Release. The universe aligns. Angels sing. Wet. Wetter. Union. Harmony. The Self disintergrates into millions of pulses of energy. The body hums. The soul reverberates. Generally acquired from people whose unique ability to devote attention to small details can make immense things happen, such as, but not limited to: programmers <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/yes_yes_yes\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}