i’ve effectively managed to look like i’m working while not doing anything other than putting a pile of work-to-be-done directly in front of me for the last hour and a half. i think that’s a record. now (because i’m starting to experience guilt), i’m going to stretch loudly, scaring my coworkers, get more coffee and then dive into resume hell. i still think that we shouldn’t hire anyone who applies here. just on principle.
\ni had vivid, slightly disturbing dreams about laundry which wouldn’t get clean and wardobe decisions to impress the tall, handsome boy of my dreams.
\nby the way, if i remember, i’ll click a picture of my new shoes when i get home. what i won’t do for you people. *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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