last night, i dreamt that andrew wentzel (my four-year highschool crush) ripped out a bannister just so that i could get from one part of this house we were in to another. he didn’t even live there. it was his buddies’ place. but i couldn’t get over it like all the tall people, so he ripped it out with his bare hands. for me. oddly enough, once he did that, i didn’t even go into that part of the building because that was when jim sent me pictures of him and his new light blue hair. i reached through the pictures and ruffled it. it was very soft. i told him i was jealous.
\nby the way, i really don’t like leaving for work at 5:55 am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
last night, i dreamt that andrew wentzel (my four-year highschool crush) ripped out a bannister just so that i could get from one part of this house we were in to another. he didn’t even live there. it was his buddies’ place. but i couldn’t get over it like all the tall people, so he …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}