{"id":1108,"date":"2002-05-22T11:04:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-22T11:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1108"},"modified":"2002-05-22T11:04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-22T11:04:00","slug":"theres_a_hole_i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/theres_a_hole_i\/","title":{"rendered":"there&#8217;s a hole in the bucket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>randomness floating through my head and out my fingers:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i need to find dennis to massage this crick out of my shoulder.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i want a camera. now.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i should work out tonight, but i need to grocery shop. no, i can&#8217;t do both.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;my pants are loose.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i&#8217;m wearing my cleavage shirt.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;in grade school, we had an esl student join our class. i can&#8217;t remember where she was from, but we teased her relentlessly.  sometimes i feel guilty for that.  today, we probably would have gone to jail for it.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i need a sabbatical. maybe i should fall down again. anything to keep me from having to go to work every day.  maybe i&#8217;ll take all my vacation in one shot.  of course i won&#8217;t, then i&#8217;ll have no reprieve for the rest of the year.  that would be bad. someone would most likely die.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i told jim my idea to become a part-time bartender.  mmm, cherries.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;it&#8217;s a very fine line between romantic and creepy.  i hope i&#8217;m not creepy.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;my dad&#8217;s a looker for a sixty-nine year old.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;can flourescent lights make you sick?<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i need friends who&#8217;ll play pool with me, or go bowling, or play board games, or go to playland, or rent videos. not that i don&#8217;t love my friends.  i just need a little more than playing cards.  variety!<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;after over ten years not eating cow, i&#8217;m craving steak.  i don&#8217;t know what to do about it.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i love staring out the window at the trees wiggling in the breeze.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i don&#8217;t know anyone i can discuss the season finale of <i>buffy<\/i> with.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;after ten years, i&#8217;m finally ready to let go of my car.  it was my first and i&#8217;ll always love it, but i&#8217;m no longer deluding myself that it will be my only.  i&#8217;m taking out all the personal belongings, cleaning her out.  i&#8217;m getting ready to say goodbye to my hessmobile.  i never thought i&#8217;d see the day.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;anyone want to buy a slightly used accoustic guitar?  i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ll ever play it again and i&#8217;m tired of dusting the case.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;isn&#8217;t it funny how easily conversation comes once you stop caring about impressing someone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>randomness floating through my head and out my fingers: &nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i need to find dennis to massage this crick out of my shoulder. &nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i want a camera. now. &nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i should work out tonight, but i need to grocery shop. no, i can&#8217;t do both. &nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;my pants are loose. &nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;i&#8217;m wearing my cleavage shirt. &nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;in grade school, <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/theres_a_hole_i\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}