part of my “get out of this funk” strategy involves cleaning useless stuff out of my life. this includes lots of different things, activities, thoughts and people. last night, i started with the medicine cabinet and underneath the bathroom sink. this is what i threw away:
\n– one expired clearblue easy pregnancy test
\n– 24 pink foam curlers
\n– one bottle paint-on blue hair goop
\n– 11 large-size trojan condoms
\n– 15 bottles of nail polish in assorted colours
\n– peach bath crystals
\n– gillette excel razor & spare blade
\n– 5 plastic caps from unknown spray bottles
\n– hotel shower cap with three holes in it
\n– raspberry soap which smelled like nail polish
\n– one “insert finger and rotate” nail polish remover
\n– 25 carefree panty liners
\n– 2 sample-size bottles of calvin klein’s eternity perfume
\n– 2 bonnie bell perfumes (happy<\/i> & flirt<\/i>)
\n– 3 empty ginko biloba bottles<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
part of my “get out of this funk” strategy involves cleaning useless stuff out of my life. this includes lots of different things, activities, thoughts and people. last night, i started with the medicine cabinet and underneath the bathroom sink. this is what i threw away: – one expired clearblue easy pregnancy test – 24 …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}