{"id":1139,"date":"2002-06-10T10:58:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-10T10:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1139"},"modified":"2002-06-10T10:58:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-10T10:58:00","slug":"flotsam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/flotsam\/","title":{"rendered":"flotsam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i may have done this one previously, but oh well.  stole the idea &#038; list from <A HREF=\"http:\/\/shaped.diaryland.com\/\">sara<\/A>.  thanks, it gave me an excuse to not do work for another half an hour.<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;1. Who was the last person you yelled at?<\/b><br \/>\nin anger?  my mom, but years ago.  in jest?  debbie.  spoke sternly to with a threat of yelling?  scary helen.  i&#8217;m not much of a yeller.<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;2. Who was the last person you kissed? <\/b><br \/>\njason.<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;3. What was the last memorable book you read? <\/b><br \/>\nthe ender books by orson scott card, i think.  they really gripped me.<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;4. When did you last dance? <\/b><br \/>\ncouple weeks ago, in my apartment.<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;5. What&#8217;s the last thing you want to hear from your parents? <\/b><br \/>\n&#8220;i&#8217;m dying.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;6. When did you last go for a walk? <\/b><br \/>\ntwo weeks ago.<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;7. When did you last do your ironing? <\/b><br \/>\nthree months ago?<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;8. When was the last time you smiled all day? <\/b><br \/>\nyesterday.<br \/>\n<b>&nbsp;9. What color of socks do you normally wear? <\/b><br \/>\nblack or grey.<br \/>\n<b>10. Did you ever attend a private school? <\/b><br \/>\nnyet.<br \/>\n<b>11. Do you like stuffed animals? <\/b><br \/>\nyes, but i&#8217;m currently sucking up the intestinal fortitude to give all mine away.<br \/>\n<b>12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins? <\/b><br \/>\nno.<br \/>\n<b>13. Can you quote Shakespeare? <\/b><br \/>\nto be or not to be, that is the question. whether &#8217;tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?  to die, to sleep.<br \/>\n<b>14. Are you a neat freak? <\/b><br \/>\nabout some things, yes. others, decidedly not.  i&#8217;ve made my peace with dust and cobwebs, but clutter is becoming a nemesis.<br \/>\n<b>15. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone? <\/b><br \/>\num&#8230; bruises\/hickeys.<br \/>\n<b>16. Do you ever eat lemons plain? <\/b><br \/>\nonly to clean out other foul tastes from my mouth.<br \/>\n<b>17. Have you ever fired a gun? <\/b><br \/>\nnot an authentic gun.<br \/>\n<b>18. Do you own any knee-high boots? <\/b><br \/>\nno, but i&#8217;d like to.<br \/>\n<b>19. Do you have a crush on somebody? <\/b><br \/>\nkind of, but i think it&#8217;s fading now.<br \/>\n<b>20. Do you like swimming in lakes? <\/b><br \/>\ni like swimming anywhere.<br \/>\n<b>21. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event? <\/b><br \/>\nyeah, right.<br \/>\n<b>22. What is your favorite gemstone? <\/b><br \/>\ni don&#8217;t really have one, so i&#8217;ll say ruby because it&#8217;s my birthstone.<br \/>\n<b>23. Have you gone on many blind dates? <\/b><br \/>\nis one considered many?<br \/>\n<b>24. Has someone done something extra nice for you? <\/b><br \/>\nyes, but not in a while.<br \/>\n<b>25. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers? <\/b><br \/>\ndefinitely.  mr. jarvis was a cutie.<br \/>\n<b>26. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city? <\/b><br \/>\njust last week.<br \/>\n<b>27. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum? <\/b><br \/>\nmint.<br \/>\n<b>28. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars? <\/b><br \/>\nall the time.<br \/>\n<b>29. Has your mind ever gone blank? <\/b><br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>30. Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat? <\/b><br \/>\ni&#8217;ve never been to a laundromat.<br \/>\n<b>31. Are you kind? <\/b><br \/>\nsometimes.<br \/>\n<b>32. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back? <\/b><br \/>\nno, but i&#8217;d buy them a shirt at value village.<br \/>\n<b>33. Do you have any beanie babies? <\/b><br \/>\nyes, but i&#8217;m getting rid of them.  want them?<br \/>\n<b>34. Would you rather be hot or cold? <\/b><br \/>\ncold. i can always put more clothes on.<br \/>\n<b>35. Is the glass half full, or empty? <\/b><br \/>\nit&#8217;s looking pretty empty to me.<br \/>\n<b>36. Do you exercise or work out regularly? <\/b><br \/>\nyes, but it&#8217;s still a struggle to get it done.<br \/>\n<b>37. Could you kill if your life was threatened? <\/b><br \/>\nno, but i could if someone i loved was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i may have done this one previously, but oh well. stole the idea &#038; list from sara. thanks, it gave me an excuse to not do work for another half an hour. &nbsp;1. Who was the last person you yelled at? in anger? my mom, but years ago. in jest? debbie. spoke sternly to with <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/flotsam\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}