{"id":114,"date":"2001-03-09T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2001-03-09T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=114"},"modified":"2001-03-09T13:03:00","modified_gmt":"2001-03-09T13:03:00","slug":"motherfuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/motherfuck\/","title":{"rendered":"motherFUCK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m so fucking annoyed right now.  let&#8217;s see, i have a good three hours of stuff to do in two hours and gary comes strolling in and wants his piddly document scanned in.  fuck you!  you have a secretary, get her to fucking type it.  i&#8217;m BUSY!  then, the computer with the scanner is fucking with me and my computer then fucks with me followed by the printer fucking with me.  on top of that people don&#8217;t like my yellow stars!  (and, scott, it&#8217;s your fault i&#8217;m reading horoscopes again.) AND&#8230; there was no diet coke in the pop machine.  plus, my abs and chest are all achy, i&#8217;m sure i pulled something taking that spill yesterday.  *whine*  i just want to go home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m so fucking annoyed right now. let&#8217;s see, i have a good three hours of stuff to do in two hours and gary comes strolling in and wants his piddly document scanned in. fuck you! you have a secretary, get her to fucking type it. i&#8217;m BUSY! then, the computer with the scanner is fucking <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/motherfuck\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}