{"id":1158,"date":"2002-06-29T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-29T23:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1158"},"modified":"2002-06-29T23:42:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-29T23:42:00","slug":"how_to_ruin_a_p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/how_to_ruin_a_p\/","title":{"rendered":"how to ruin a perfectly lovely evening&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;enter your apartment and have to stomp two, big, squishy spiders in twenty seconds.  *shudder*  i wish it wasn&#8217;t almost midnight.  that means i have to pick up the carcasses instead of vacuuming them.  ugh, i may vomit.  i&#8217;m also having phantom creepy-crawlies all over my body.  i think i&#8217;ll be awake for quite a bit longer than i&#8217;d hoped. *twitch*<br \/>\n<b>update:<\/b>  to add insult to injury, the wad of paper towels i used to reluctantly dispose of the bodies plugged the toilet and it overflowed!  fuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;enter your apartment and have to stomp two, big, squishy spiders in twenty seconds. *shudder* i wish it wasn&#8217;t almost midnight. that means i have to pick up the carcasses instead of vacuuming them. ugh, i may vomit. i&#8217;m also having phantom creepy-crawlies all over my body. i think i&#8217;ll be awake for quite a <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/how_to_ruin_a_p\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}