{"id":1161,"date":"2002-06-23T20:58:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-23T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2002-06-23T20:58:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-23T20:58:00","slug":"presents_4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/presents_4\/","title":{"rendered":"presents!"},"content":{"rendered":"

so, it’s like ten days or something until my birthday and i’m starting to wonder what i’m going to get. i know some of the items, like the vag membership<\/A> from my mom and the dinner at the salmon house<\/A> from my friends. i’ve dropped a few hints along the way, but i don’t think enough people have picked up on them. so, in the spirit of “gimme-gimme” here are a few things which would make my 30th natal anniversary:
\n– flowers<\/A>
\n– digital camera<\/A>
\n– juniper breeze body lotion by bath & body works<\/A>
\n– magnetic poetry<\/A>
\n– sex<\/A>
\n– new car<\/A>
\n– bowling!<\/A>
\n– cards<\/A>
\nhmm… i thought i’d want more stuff than that. aww, screw it — just show up and i’ll be happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so, it’s like ten days or something until my birthday and i’m starting to wonder what i’m going to get. i know some of the items, like the vag membership from my mom and the dinner at the salmon house from my friends. i’ve dropped a few hints along the way, but i don’t think …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}