{"id":1183,"date":"2002-07-16T07:56:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-16T07:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1183"},"modified":"2002-07-16T07:56:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-16T07:56:00","slug":"my_water_broke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/my_water_broke\/","title":{"rendered":"my water broke and my pants are wet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i really hate it when i start a day off with a headache. especially a tuesday. they&#8217;re bad enough on their own without any added pain and suffering.<br \/>\nso, yeah, my water bottle sprung a leak in my bag this morning, turning it into a brita-filtered swimming pool for my pens, notebook, novel and glasses.  i didn&#8217;t even know until i was halfway from the parking lot to my office. i felt a little bit of wet on my thigh and thought maybe i&#8217;d brushed up against a dewy hedge out front, until i realized it was getting wetter.  i held the bag away from me, looked at the bottom and watched as juicy droplets splooshed to the floor.  fuck.  oh well, maybe that will help get rid of the smirnoff ice residue from last summer&#8217;s container spill at alki beach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i really hate it when i start a day off with a headache. especially a tuesday. they&#8217;re bad enough on their own without any added pain and suffering. so, yeah, my water bottle sprung a leak in my bag this morning, turning it into a brita-filtered swimming pool for my pens, notebook, novel and glasses. <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/my_water_broke\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}