{"id":1195,"date":"2002-07-24T08:30:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-24T08:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1195"},"modified":"2002-07-24T08:30:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-24T08:30:00","slug":"dearly_departed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/dearly_departed\/","title":{"rendered":"dearly departed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>there&#8217;s a 70-foot crane outside my window right now. it&#8217;s getting awfully close as i type this.  they&#8217;re doing something with the air-conditioning unit on the roof which is making the drop ceiling rattle something fierce.<br \/>\nas i watch the crane extend, rotate, lean in closer and hear the rattling get louder, closer, then stop all-together, i start to imagine catastrophy.  what if the roof isn&#8217;t strong enough to support the equipment they&#8217;re moving about?  i&#8217;m mentally preparing myself for a thousand-pound piece of machinery to come crashing down on my head.  or what if the crane malfunctions and it comes through the window?  would i be able to live with disfiguring scars?<br \/>\nthis is how my mind works.  if i die while sitting here at my desk, i think, someone will find my keys and go to my apartment to dispose of my possessions.  what will they find in that apartment?  a week&#8217;s worth of undone (but rinsed and stacked) dishes, a purple vibrator, cob-webs, a dirty shower, a shelf &#038; a half of un- or half-read books, two boxes of craft supplies, 13 years of tax returns, two ounces of vanilla vodka in the freezer, a jar full of dum-dums, handcuffs &#038; a choke-chain, five watches, an un-viewed copy of <i>bambi<\/i>, a large directory of pornography, seven half-empty bottles of shampoo, bowling shoes, dust, an un-made bed a video tape with yoga, half of <i>felicity<\/i> and <i>meet my folks<\/i> on it.<br \/>\ni really should do those dishes tonight.  i&#8217;d hate for anyone to think i was a slob.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there&#8217;s a 70-foot crane outside my window right now. it&#8217;s getting awfully close as i type this. they&#8217;re doing something with the air-conditioning unit on the roof which is making the drop ceiling rattle something fierce. as i watch the crane extend, rotate, lean in closer and hear the rattling get louder, closer, then stop <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/dearly_departed\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}