{"id":1197,"date":"2002-07-21T13:28:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-21T13:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2002-07-21T13:28:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-21T13:28:00","slug":"have_mercy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/have_mercy\/","title":{"rendered":"have mercy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>reason #39,393,012 why i should never be allowed to write poetry:<br \/>\nterrible bleating ewes gather,<br \/>\nas a gaggle, nit-picking<br \/>\nslack fashion sense while their collagen<br \/>\nslowly sinks to their toes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>reason #39,393,012 why i should never be allowed to write poetry: terrible bleating ewes gather, as a gaggle, nit-picking slack fashion sense while their collagen slowly sinks to their toes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}