{"id":122,"date":"2001-03-14T07:36:00","date_gmt":"2001-03-14T07:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=122"},"modified":"2001-03-14T07:36:00","modified_gmt":"2001-03-14T07:36:00","slug":"eww_youve_got_c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/eww_youve_got_c\/","title":{"rendered":"eww! you&#8217;ve got cooties!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i totally agree with jan on <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.12pointfont.com\/01\/031301.html\">this one<\/A>.  there are people who take the whole germ thing way too seriously.  oh my god!  you didn&#8217;t just rub that soap all over your body, did you?  now i&#8217;ll have to get a new bar and just lather it in my hands first, which is the poper, sanitary way.<br \/>\ngerms are necessary.  think about all these little kids who are going to grow up with anti-bacterial everything, never having the chance to build any immunities to the tiniest of microbes. it&#8217;s going to be like walking into bubble boy&#8217;s house, cutting a slit in the plastic and watching him writhe about as his non-existant immune system feebly attempts to save his life.<br \/>\nthat being said, my one and only germ related quirk is when dealing with raw chicken.  i will admit to being anal about trying not to touch it and, if i do, washing immediately and thoroughly with a vast amount of dish soap and hot water.  the same goes for any dishes or utensils it comes into contact with.  i&#8217;m an anti-salmonella poster-girl.<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re bigger than the germs, don&#8217;t be such a wuss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i totally agree with jan on this one. there are people who take the whole germ thing way too seriously. oh my god! you didn&#8217;t just rub that soap all over your body, did you? now i&#8217;ll have to get a new bar and just lather it in my hands first, which is the poper, <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/eww_youve_got_c\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}