{"id":1223,"date":"2002-08-07T20:12:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-07T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1223"},"modified":"2002-08-07T20:12:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-07T20:12:00","slug":"ow_ow_ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/ow_ow_ow\/","title":{"rendered":"ow! ow! ow!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i thought it would be a lovely night for an after-supper walk&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;where will i walk <i>to<\/i>?&#8221; i asked myself.<br \/>\n&#8220;you could walk to the park,&#8221; my self answered.<br \/>\n&#8220;it may be up hill, but it&#8217;s really just a block away. i want to go somewhere i can take a few pictures and be out for a while.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;you could drive to the seawall.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yeah, but then i&#8217;ll be too tempted to just drive there, get disillusioned with the idea of a walk, and then drive home.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yeah, you are lazy like that.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;hey!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;well&#8230; you <i>are<\/i>.  so, what about down lonsdale?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;gah! there are people there!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;there are people everywhere, dork.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;hrmf.  so?  doesn&#8217;t mean i want them to see me waddling around.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;why not?  you can check out all the shops you don&#8217;t know exist.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;i guess&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;you could walk down to dad&#8217;s place! stop in all casual-like and maybe he&#8217;ll give you a ride home!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;ooh, good thinking!  how far is that?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;um&#8230; 20 blocks.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;20 blocks!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;all downhill, doofus.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;well, okay.  fine.  down lonsdale it is.&#8221;<br \/>\ni got to dad&#8217;s house and he wasn&#8217;t there, so i sat in the park across the street and took a couple pictures.  somehow, i convinced myself that i wasn&#8217;t ready to go home yet, so i kept walking.  i stopped in victoria park and watched a cute, blond guy try to train his dog to no avail.  he might not have thought i was cute, but his dog sure did.  i&#8217;m fairly sure that&#8217;s not a good thing, though.<br \/>\nwhile sitting on the park bench taking stealthy photos of old people sitting at the cenotaph, i realized my feet were getting sore.  i wasn&#8217;t wearing my good walking shoes and these were rubbing something awful; but i was so very close to the bottom!  eight blocks to go! i was almost there!  like a trooper, off i went.  by the time i got down to the quay at the bottom every step was making the three blisters i could identify by feel squish and almost squeak.  luckily i didn&#8217;t have to wait long for my bus to take off (after a friendly &#8220;hello, sister operator&#8221; from the bus driver).<br \/>\n35 blocks and <strike>3.63<\/strike> 4 kilometres (<strike>2.25<\/strike> 2.5 miles) later, i&#8217;m home with my feet on ice packs because i don&#8217;t have anything big enough to soak them in.  other than some sore tootsies, i feel great. it&#8217;s a beautiful evening and i actually got out there to enjoy it.  now, i&#8217;ll watch some bad tv and wait for the fireworks&#8230; if i can stay up that late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i thought it would be a lovely night for an after-supper walk&#8230; &#8220;where will i walk to?&#8221; i asked myself. &#8220;you could walk to the park,&#8221; my self answered. &#8220;it may be up hill, but it&#8217;s really just a block away. i want to go somewhere i can take a few pictures and be out <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/ow_ow_ow\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}