marie: “john bought us a mister yesterday.”
\nme: “mister?”
\nmarie: “yeah, a thing you hook up to a hose and it shoots mist out so when it’s hot you can cool off.”
\nme: “oh. mister! a thing which mists.”
\nmarie: “yeah. that’s what i said.”
\nme: “i thought you meant a mister<\/i>, like mr. & mrs. dork!”
\nmarie: “no. i think you<\/i> are the dork.”
\ncome on, what else was i supposed to think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
marie: “john bought us a mister yesterday.” me: “mister?” marie: “yeah, a thing you hook up to a hose and it shoots mist out so when it’s hot you can cool off.” me: “oh. mister! a thing which mists.” marie: “yeah. that’s what i said.” me: “i thought you meant a mister, like mr. & …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}