{"id":1233,"date":"2002-08-17T11:04:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-17T11:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1233"},"modified":"2002-08-17T11:04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-17T11:04:00","slug":"story_time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/story_time\/","title":{"rendered":"story time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Theodore and the Talking Mushroom<\/u><br \/>\nby Leo Lionni<br \/>\nIn the stump of an old oak there lived four friends &#8212; a lizard, a frog, a turtle and a mouse called Theodore.<br \/>\n&#8220;Any time I lose my tail I can grow a new one,&#8221; boasted the lizard.<br \/>\n&#8220;I can swim under water,&#8221; said the frog.<br \/>\n&#8220;I can close like a box,&#8221; said the turtle.<br \/>\n&#8220;And you?&#8221; they asked the mouse.<br \/>\nTheodore, who was always afraid, blushed. &#8220;I can run,&#8221; he said.<br \/>\nThe others laughed. &#8220;Ha! Ha! Ha!&#8221;<br \/>\nOne day Theodore was frightened by a leaf that came fluttering down from a tree. &#8220;An owl!&#8221; He thought as he ran for cover.<br \/>\nLuckily he found a huge mushroom to hide under. He was too frightened to notice that it was as blue as an august sky. Theodore hid for a long time. He was tired. He had almost fallen asleep when suddenly he was startled by a strange noise.  &#8220;<a href=\"javascript:PopupPic('http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/archive\/quirp.jpg')\">Quirp!<\/a>&#8221;<br \/>\nTheodore looked around, his little heart beating wildly. But all was quiet. &#8220;I must have dreamed it,&#8221; he thought, as he returned to the cool shade of the mushroom. He dozed off softly, when suddenly there was that noise again &#8212; &#8220;<a href=\"javascript:PopupPic('http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/archive\/quirp.jpg')\">Quirp!<\/a>&#8221;<br \/>\nIt was the mushroom! Theodore was too excited to be frightened. &#8220;Can you talk?&#8221; He gasped. The mushroom did not answer, but after a little while it made the nose again. And again. Soon Theodore realized that the mushroom could not really speak. It could only say &#8220;<a href=\"javascript:PopupPic('http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/archive\/quirp.jpg')\">Quirp!<\/a>.&#8221;<br \/>\nThen he had an idea.<br \/>\nHe went back to his friends. &#8220;I have something important to tell you,&#8221; he said mysteriously. &#8220;Some time ago I discovered a talking mushroom. The only one in the whole world. It is the Mushroom of Truth and I have learned to understand its language.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe guided his friends toward the edge of the woods.<br \/>\nThere stood the blue mushroom.<br \/>\n&#8220;Mushroom, speak!&#8221; Theodore commanded.<br \/>\n&#8220;<a href=\"javascript:PopupPic('http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/archive\/quirp.jpg')\">Quirp!<\/a>&#8221; said the mushroom.<br \/>\n&#8220;What does it mean?&#8221; asked Theodore&#8217;s friends, dumbfounded.<br \/>\n&#8220;It means,&#8221; said Theodore, &#8220;that the mouse should be venerated above all other animals.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe news of Theodore&#8217;s discovery spread quickly. His friends made him a crown.<br \/>\nAnimals came from far away with garlands of flowers.<br \/>\nTheodore was no longer afraid. He did not have to run &#8212; he did not even have to walk. Wherever he went he was carried on the turtle&#8217;s back on a cushion of flowers. And wherever he went he was venerated above all other animals.<br \/>\nOne day he and his three friends went on a trip. They went far beyond the edge of the woods through the fields of heather. There lay the hills they had never crossed. The frog jumped ahead. Suddenly, from the top of the hill, he shouted, &#8220;Look! Look!&#8221;<br \/>\nThe valley below was filled with hundreds of blue mushrooms! A chorus of &#8220;<a href=\"javascript:PopupPic('http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/archive\/quirp.jpg')\">Quirp!<\/a>&#8221; filled the air.<br \/>\nSpeechless and bewildered they all gaped at the unexpected sight. Theodore knew he should say something but the words failed him and he just stood there trembling and stammering. Then his friends exploded with anger. &#8220;Liar!&#8221; &#8220;Faker!&#8221; &#8220;Fraud!&#8221; they shouted. &#8220;Charlatan!&#8221; &#8220;Scoundrel!&#8221; &#8220;Impostor!&#8221;<br \/>\nTheodore ran as he had never run before.  Through the woods, past the blue mushrooms, past the old oak stump&#8230;<br \/>\nHe ran and ran.  And his friends never saw him again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theodore and the Talking Mushroom by Leo Lionni In the stump of an old oak there lived four friends &#8212; a lizard, a frog, a turtle and a mouse called Theodore. &#8220;Any time I lose my tail I can grow a new one,&#8221; boasted the lizard. &#8220;I can swim under water,&#8221; said the frog. &#8220;I <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/story_time\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}