{"id":1251,"date":"2002-08-30T09:34:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-30T09:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2002-08-30T09:34:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-30T09:34:00","slug":"wet_dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wet_dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"wet dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>wow, i have a <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.blogtree.com\/blogtree.php?blogid=2446\">child<\/A>!<br \/>\ni went on a mad shopping trip last night. two circuits around the mall (and an emergency bathroom pit-stop), i left several sheckles poorer, but somewhat fulfilled. i picked up what i think is a pretty cool birthday present for <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.liquidrush.net\/colene\">miss colene<\/A>. i hope she likes it.  i also got myself a new bag &#8212; <b>not<\/b> a purse, i don&#8217;t carry a purse.  i wanted something a little smaller than my other messenger bag, but still big enough to put both my camera and a book in.  i&#8217;m not 100% sure i&#8217;m going to keep it yet.<br \/>\ni should have called in &#8220;sick&#8221; today. bleh.<br \/>\nthai for lunch, thai for dinner, then lots of drinks with alcohol in them. yay!  other than this working shit, it&#8217;s going to be a good day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wow, i have a child! i went on a mad shopping trip last night. two circuits around the mall (and an emergency bathroom pit-stop), i left several sheckles poorer, but somewhat fulfilled. i picked up what i think is a pretty cool birthday present for miss colene. i hope she likes it. i also got <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wet_dreams\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}