– what?
\nc’mere… i got sumpthin’ ta show ya.
\n– i’m in a hurry, what is it?
\nno. no. no. ya jus’ gotta see this! it’ll only take a sec.
\n– *sigh* fine. but if i’m late, i’ll kick your ass.
\nya won’t be late, buddy. trus’ me, an’ it’d be worth it if ya were.
\n– *leans in* i don’t see anything.
\nyer not lookin’ in the right spot. look ‘ere.
\n– i still don’… jesus christ, man. what the hell is that?!
\n*grinning* i tol’ ya it was worth it!
\n– but… how in god’s name?! where did you find it? *reaches out*
\nno! there’ll be touching it, buddy. ’tis for lookin’ at only.
\n– i think it’s almost beautiful…
\nof course it’s beautiful, buddy. i wouldn’ta brought it to ya if it weren’t. i know ya like them pretty things.
\n– please, just let me touch it… just once.
\ncan touch it forever if ya want, buddy. ya just gotta give me a little sumpthin’. ya can do that for li’l ole me, can’t ya, buddy? just a little sumpthin’, ’tis all. nothin’ ta a bigwig like ya. nothin’ at all.
\n– whatever you want, it’s yours. just let me hold it. please!
\ndon’t be cryin’, buddy. it doesn’t become ya. here, lemme fish out that paper the man gave me… here ’tis. he said “jus’ get ’em to sign on the dotted line,” he did. “use this pen, an’ only this pen.”
\n– *transfixed and shaking slightly* please, just let me touch it…
\nbuddy. take this pen, buddy. we’re almos’ there, buddy. jus’ sign right ‘ere on that li’l line an’ it’ll be all yers an’ i can get back to real business.
\n– *bead of sweat falls onto the paper* sign… i can sign… dear god, it’s so beautiful! *scribbles illegibly*
\ntha’s it, buddy! right ‘ere… there ya go, tha’s the way. done! lemme jus’ put this away safe. hold on, don’t ya be grabbin’ now. tha’s jus’ plain rude, that is. ‘ere ya go… now, be gentle with it. don’t go ruinin’ it on yer first day.
\n– oohhh… god! yessss…..
\n*hobbling away* tsk, them cityslickers. always think it’s so durn beautiful. don’t know the devil when he’s kissin’ their sister, they don’t. serves ’em right… s’not my fault they’re so stupid. not my fault at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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