{"id":1262,"date":"2002-09-12T10:16:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-12T10:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1262"},"modified":"2002-09-12T10:16:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-12T10:16:00","slug":"shoulder_porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/shoulder_porn\/","title":{"rendered":"shoulder porn"},"content":{"rendered":"

okay, i’m totally ripping off mikey’s idea<\/A> of posting a list of inside jokes, without explanation. why? ’cause i think it’s a neat idea. feel free to laugh if you get it, if not… i guess it just sucks to be you.
\n“more downer…”
\n“schnatter, schnatter!”
\n*pop*
\n“wanna go BOOM.”
\n“save simba! save simba! wait… uh, this isn’t a protest?!”
\n“my tongue isn’t long enough.”
\n“his head is far too big for his little body.”
\n“mia amiko!”
\n“mmm, reuseable lettuce!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

okay, i’m totally ripping off mikey’s idea of posting a list of inside jokes, without explanation. why? ’cause i think it’s a neat idea. feel free to laugh if you get it, if not… i guess it just sucks to be you. “more downer…” “schnatter, schnatter!” *pop* “wanna go BOOM.” “save simba! save simba! wait… …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}