at various points in my life i have wanted to date:
\n – a biker (i still haven’t ever been on a motorcycle)
\n – a cop (handcuffs, duh)
\n – a black man (there’s something sensual about darker skin)
\n – someone who received an acadamy award (just to get mentioned in their speech)
\n – a gourmet chef (who doesn’t want to have a man cook for them?)
\n – a pilot (i love to fly)
\n – a naval officer (i guess i have uniform issues)
\n – a projectionist (free movies! sex in theatres!)
\n – an author (you know his love letters would be creative)
\nspeaking of which, do people even write love letters anymore?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
at various points in my life i have wanted to date: – a biker (i still haven’t ever been on a motorcycle) – a cop (handcuffs, duh) – a black man (there’s something sensual about darker skin) – someone who received an acadamy award (just to get mentioned in their speech) – a gourmet chef …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}