hessie: <\/B>so. if i can find you a job you absolutely LOVE to go to every day which pays you three to five times as much as you make now, will you finance my life as a lady of leisure?
\ndor:<\/B> in a heartbeat.
\nhessie:<\/B> YAY! i now have a goal.
\ndor:<\/B> heh. good luck!
\nhessie:<\/B> so, that means you need, what, $250K?
\ndor: <\/B>yup.
\nhessie:<\/B> ‘kay.
\nhessie:<\/B> you’re getting SUCH the deal here.
\ndor:<\/B> yup :)
\nhessie:<\/B> i only need about 30k\/year. which, in your money, is like 20k.
\ndor:<\/B> sounds good to me!
\nhessie:<\/B> so, what do you want to be? porn star? singer? nuclear physicist?
\ndor:<\/B> ahh…uhh…
\ndor:<\/B> something with computers
\nhessie:<\/B> you already do “something with computers” but you hate it. be more specific.
\ndor:<\/B> nooooo. I love what I do, I hate the company I do it for.
\nhessie:<\/B> oh.
\nhessie:<\/B> what about playboy?
\ndor:<\/B> what about playboy?
\nhessie:<\/B> i bet they have computers.
\ndor:<\/B> heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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