to whomever it was who gave me this cold:
\nthere was absolutely no reason for you to give me germs which are, at this very moment, having a snot party in my sinuses. i get the whole “generosity of spirit” thing you have going on, but couldn’t you have kept it to a “have a nice day” instead?
\n*sneeze*
\nugh. more chunks on the monitor. i’ve already gone through a box of tissue today. this is ridiculous…
\nbe afraid. if i find you, your ass will be thoroughly whooped.
\nlovingly yours,
\nheather<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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