hessie:<\/B> i’ve sent three packages to three different countries in three days.
\ndor:<\/B> how global of you.
\nhessie:<\/B> i know!
\nhessie:<\/B> have i told you my plan?
\ndor:<\/B> nope.
\nhessie:<\/B> well, i think i need to date a massage therapist.
\nhessie:<\/B> so i’m going to hang out outside the massage therapy school.
\nhessie:<\/B> snag me a man.
\ndor: <\/B>hah.
\ndor <\/B>laughs
\ndor:<\/B> good plan.
\nhessie:<\/B> but what i realized on saturday…
\nhessie:<\/B> my cousin’s husband (whose housewarming i’m going to this week) is a massage therapist.
\ndor:<\/B> you can’t date him, though.
\nhessie:<\/B> i should try to get him to hook me up with his massage therapist friends!
\ndor<\/B> laughs
\ndor:<\/B> you just need to date a guy who gives good massages.
\nhessie: <\/B>why suffer with an amateur when i can get me a trained professional?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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