{"id":1341,"date":"2002-11-15T19:25:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-15T19:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2002-11-15T19:25:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-15T19:25:00","slug":"phew_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/phew_2\/","title":{"rendered":"phew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>she didn&#8217;t freak out and drop dead bunnies onto my balcony. instead she left a very pleasant and apologetic note (and actually commisserated because it seems the woman beside her upstairs is annoying with her music!).  now i&#8217;m kicking myself i didn&#8217;t do that sooner. i might have saved myself three years of torture.<br \/>\np.s. the <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.totallyjuicy.com\/\">totally juicy<\/A> grapefruit peel-off masque fucking <b>burns<\/b> when applied to freshly exfoliated skin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>she didn&#8217;t freak out and drop dead bunnies onto my balcony. instead she left a very pleasant and apologetic note (and actually commisserated because it seems the woman beside her upstairs is annoying with her music!). now i&#8217;m kicking myself i didn&#8217;t do that sooner. i might have saved myself three years of torture. p.s. <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/phew_2\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}