{"id":1356,"date":"2002-11-24T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-24T11:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1356"},"modified":"2002-11-24T11:19:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-24T11:19:00","slug":"sunday_morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/sunday_morning\/","title":{"rendered":"sunday morning confessional"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>you know those advent calendars they come out with at xmas time?  the ones with little chocolates behind each of the numbered doors?  well, it&#8217;s a tradition in my family that i get an advent calendar every december. when they first started there were only pictures behind the doors, but it was still a lot of fun to open a new door every morning and discover what lay behind it.  when the chocolate ones started coming out circa 1985, everything changed.  i mean, come on.  where chocolate is involved, people sometimes go a little crazy.<br \/>\nwell, over the years i&#8217;ve morphed my advent calender tradition into something dark and a little a sad.  when i get my my calendar for the year, i immediately open all of the doors and eat all of the chocolate.  every last one of them.  then i close all the little doors and open them again on their proper days leading up until xmas.  that is my confession, may i burn in hell.<br \/>\nhere&#8217;s an appropriately-themed photo i took while stuck in traffic for two hours last night.  no wonder they call them jingle bells!  *snark*<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/images\/digicam\/jingle indeed.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"ring-a-ling\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you know those advent calendars they come out with at xmas time? the ones with little chocolates behind each of the numbered doors? well, it&#8217;s a tradition in my family that i get an advent calendar every december. when they first started there were only pictures behind the doors, but it was still a lot <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/sunday_morning\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}