{"id":1393,"date":"2003-01-02T10:26:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-02T10:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1393"},"modified":"2003-01-02T10:26:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-02T10:26:00","slug":"deep_thoughts_3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/deep_thoughts_3\/","title":{"rendered":"deep thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>while sitting on the futon &#038; knitting while i waited for my laundry to finish so i could start scrubbing down my (shamefully disgusting) shower, i seemed to notice a lot of commercials for <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.pull-ups.com\/\">pull-ups<\/A> on tv.  you know which ones i&#8217;m talking about, those cute commercials with the little kids giving their tips on how to potty train:  &#8220;don&#8217;t forget to flush!&#8221;<br \/>\nsomehow that made me think about how much pressure those poor kids are put under.  i mean, it can be a seriously stressful time for a child.  the little things have happily been pooping or peeing whenever they wanted to and now they&#8217;re being told that they have to change their elimination routines to fit societal rules.<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s when i started thinking about how different life would be if our ancient ancestors hadn&#8217;t started using designated areas, away from their living spaces, for bodily functions.  what would the world look like if we shat or pissed whenever the urge struck, just like animals?  i don&#8217;t think there&#8217;d be wall-to-wall carpeting, for one.  i also think we&#8217;d have a very different olfactory system &#8212; either much more sensitive (to filter through all the fecal odours) or much less descriminating (to block out anything offensive).<br \/>\nno, really.  this is the kind of thing i think about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>while sitting on the futon &#038; knitting while i waited for my laundry to finish so i could start scrubbing down my (shamefully disgusting) shower, i seemed to notice a lot of commercials for pull-ups on tv. you know which ones i&#8217;m talking about, those cute commercials with the little kids giving their tips on <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/deep_thoughts_3\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}