{"id":1401,"date":"2003-01-05T12:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-05T12:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1401"},"modified":"2003-01-05T12:21:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-05T12:21:00","slug":"lifeloveandinst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/lifeloveandinst\/","title":{"rendered":"lifeloveandinstantfakemashedpotatoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i very nearly bought a juicer yesterday while watching the shopping channel. they made watermelon juice. it looked so tasty i really wanted some, but i spent $600 on my car instead.<br \/>\ni could have bought <I>two<\/I> juicers for that.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/images\/digicam\/modemjoy.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"how i bring you this joy every day\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i very nearly bought a juicer yesterday while watching the shopping channel. they made watermelon juice. it looked so tasty i really wanted some, but i spent $600 on my car instead. i could have bought two juicers for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}