{"id":1440,"date":"2003-01-30T12:45:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-30T12:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1440"},"modified":"2003-01-30T12:45:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-30T12:45:00","slug":"insert_witty_ti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/insert_witty_ti\/","title":{"rendered":"[insert witty title here]"},"content":{"rendered":"

seems chewing is going to be an effort for a while. i can’t bite down on anything on the side which got worked on without shooting pains in my jaw. pisses me off considering that was my chewing side! now everything is masticated on the wrong side and i feel like a chipmunk with mumps while eating. attractive!
\ni’m painted myself into a homework corner once again this week. two days to do two week’s worth of work. why the hell do i do this to myself? i must really<\/em> like the adrenaline.
\nwhat’s with “zero dollars” instead of “free” or “cash back” instead of “discount”? i fucking hate advertisers. almost as much as i hate the fact that society, in an effort to keep itself safe from litigation, is curtailing people’s opportunities to make the wrong decision. i don’t want to be so protected from doing something wrong, dangerous or stupid that i lose all ability to use common sense. then again, common sense is a rare commodity these days, it appears.
\nstop breeding common sense out of the human race, dammit. i’m sick of my freedoms being curtailed because you’re a fucking idiot.
\nguess who got to be a passenger in her dream car today? yes, me. me! i knew i’d love the volkswagen golf, but i hadn’t actually been inside one until now. it’s pretty much everything i thought it would be. i just wish i knew how to drive stick so i could have actually driven it a wee bit. i can only imagine it’s even more drool-inspiring when you’re behind the wheel. ahh, just what i needed… more incentive to get debt-free to afford getting into debt again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

seems chewing is going to be an effort for a while. i can’t bite down on anything on the side which got worked on without shooting pains in my jaw. pisses me off considering that was my chewing side! now everything is masticated on the wrong side and i feel like a chipmunk with mumps …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}