{"id":1441,"date":"2003-02-02T13:27:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-02T13:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1441"},"modified":"2003-02-02T13:27:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-02T13:27:00","slug":"poop_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/poop_2\/","title":{"rendered":"poop!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i received this email from my mom this morning:<br \/>\n<cite>As you know walter has not been well and did not poop for several days as well as not eating, but this morning he presented me with a pile of shit in the middle of the bed!<br \/>\nI was so relieved I told him he is a good boy!!<\/cite><br \/>\njust so you know, walter is <a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/images\/digicam\/sir walter of corfield.jpg\">the cat<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i received this email from my mom this morning: As you know walter has not been well and did not poop for several days as well as not eating, but this morning he presented me with a pile of shit in the middle of the bed! I was so relieved I told him he is <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/poop_2\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}