{"id":1458,"date":"2003-02-17T09:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-17T09:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1458"},"modified":"2003-02-17T09:08:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-17T09:08:00","slug":"chronologically","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/chronologically\/","title":{"rendered":"chronologically backwards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>last night, i met a man who makes wine from flowers.  saturday night, i discovered i love it when dean is in a good mood.  friday night, a slightly stinky rummy told me how he&#8217;d made a million dollars.  thursday night, i put my foot down.<br \/>\nyesterday, i had a nap.  saturday, i laughed a lot.  friday, i kicked ass.  thursday, i stayed up late.<br \/>\noh, hitting-on-guy finally emailed me.  he wants to go for coffee or something.  i know it&#8217;s wrong, but i can&#8217;t help that he&#8217;s even less attractive to me now that i have seen he has poor spelling-slash-typing skills.  it&#8217;s not horrible i want a literate man, is it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>last night, i met a man who makes wine from flowers. saturday night, i discovered i love it when dean is in a good mood. friday night, a slightly stinky rummy told me how he&#8217;d made a million dollars. thursday night, i put my foot down. yesterday, i had a nap. saturday, i laughed a <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/chronologically\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}