{"id":1495,"date":"2003-03-14T23:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-14T23:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1495"},"modified":"2003-03-14T23:35:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-14T23:35:00","slug":"collapse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/collapse\/","title":{"rendered":"*collapse*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s a poor excuse for a woman who can&#8217;t go a couple hours wearing heels without her feet cramping up and her hip almost popping out of joint.  well, at least i looked good when i wasn&#8217;t grimacing in pain.  but, the very best part is that it&#8217;s over!<br \/>\nif i ever volunteer or agree to plan another party, i have given <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meirn.org\/blog\/\">dor<\/a> permission to beat me senseless and i&#8217;ve even agreed to pay the airfare to go to him to have it done.  that&#8217;s how much i hated the process.  way too much stress.  although, after seeing everyone enjoy themselves and such, i can see why some people enjoy it. i&#8217;m just not one of them.<br \/>\nit was pretty sweet having my name announced (twice!) as one of the organizers, though.  *ego boost*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s a poor excuse for a woman who can&#8217;t go a couple hours wearing heels without her feet cramping up and her hip almost popping out of joint. well, at least i looked good when i wasn&#8217;t grimacing in pain. but, the very best part is that it&#8217;s over! if i ever volunteer or agree <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/collapse\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}