{"id":1497,"date":"2003-03-10T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-10T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1497"},"modified":"2003-03-10T14:47:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-10T14:47:00","slug":"milk_ew_gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/milk_ew_gross\/","title":{"rendered":"milk? ew, gross"},"content":{"rendered":"

companies i’m willing to whore my blog out to in exchange for goods or services:
\n– mazda<\/a> (wouldn’t i look hot<\/em> in a protegé 5?)
\n– nikon<\/a> (oh yeah baby. can you say “D1”?)
\n– dell<\/a> (upgrades!)
\n– ethan allen<\/a> (yes, i could live with florals)
\n– lane bryant<\/a> (fat girls like to dress well, too)
\n– bose<\/a> (music soothes the savage heather)
\n– chapters<\/a> (gotta love me some books)
\n– bcit<\/a> (tuition really is a bitch)
\n– sleeman<\/a> (mm, beer)
\n– vancouver canucks<\/a> (c’mon… season’s tickets can’t be that much to ask!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

companies i’m willing to whore my blog out to in exchange for goods or services: – mazda (wouldn’t i look hot in a protegé 5?) – nikon (oh yeah baby. can you say “D1”?) – dell (upgrades!) – ethan allen (yes, i could live with florals) – lane bryant (fat girls like to dress well, …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}