{"id":1509,"date":"2003-03-18T12:22:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-18T12:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2003-03-18T12:22:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-18T12:22:00","slug":"pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/pants\/","title":{"rendered":"pants!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>why is it only noon?  it should be at least quarter to three by now.  snagglefrash!!  i&#8217;m antsy and bored and very, very sleepy. i&#8217;m tempted to whiz through my piles so i can leave early.  hm.  i could be work-free by two. that would give me lots of time to pick up a birthday cake on the way home (for work tomorrow), install the adsl and then have a nap before i start homework&#8230;  of course, i&#8217;m too sleepy to work very hard.  maybe i should get a coke.<br \/>\non the upside, i think i&#8217;ve lost a couple of pounds.  don&#8217;t know how, but i&#8217;m not going to question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>why is it only noon? it should be at least quarter to three by now. snagglefrash!! i&#8217;m antsy and bored and very, very sleepy. i&#8217;m tempted to whiz through my piles so i can leave early. hm. i could be work-free by two. that would give me lots of time to pick up a birthday <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/pants\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}