{"id":1522,"date":"2003-03-25T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-25T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1522"},"modified":"2003-03-25T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-25T14:30:00","slug":"oh_dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/oh_dear\/","title":{"rendered":"oh dear&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>just look at the things you wrote online you can find while searching google usenet archives instead of working like they&#8217;re actually paying you to do.  i&#8217;m almost ashamed.<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-left:20px\">tickled pink and fancy free<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s what single means to me.<br \/>\nno shaving legs or bleaching hair.<br \/>\ngaining weight?  i don&#8217;t care!<br \/>\ni&#8217;ve got my toys and videos,<br \/>\npringles, twinkies and ho-hos.<br \/>\ni don&#8217;t worry if i&#8217;ll swallow,<br \/>\nget knocked up or lay that fellow.<br \/>\ni spend my time at my desk<br \/>\nwriting crud that passed the test<br \/>\nof pseudo-brains in this group.<br \/>\noh my! oh no!  i needst go poop!<br \/>\nah, that&#8217;s better. yes, by far.<br \/>\nthe top popped off *that* pickle jar.<br \/>\nso quit your bitching, stop that mess!<br \/>\nyou could always have much, much less.<br \/>\njust think! no don&#8217;t! it&#8217;s hard to bear.<br \/>\nif you could not even get to here!<br \/>\nno net. no porn. no IRC.<br \/>\nnow, it&#8217;s clear, you start to see.<br \/>\nso drink that beer, compose a post<br \/>\n(which won&#8217;t even get read by most)<br \/>\nabout your sad, pathetic life<br \/>\nor that bitch who was your wife.<br \/>\nwe&#8217;ll laugh and jeer and mock you well,<br \/>\nespecially if you don&#8217;t know how to spell.<br \/>\nthis date is moot, it does not matter.<br \/>\nwhat does is whether you don&#8217;t splatter<br \/>\nyour monitor with that spunk<br \/>\nwhile gawking at that homo hunk.<br \/>\nso whip it out and beat it hard.<br \/>\n*yawn* i&#8217;ve had enough as the bard.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>just look at the things you wrote online you can find while searching google usenet archives instead of working like they&#8217;re actually paying you to do. i&#8217;m almost ashamed. tickled pink and fancy free that&#8217;s what single means to me. no shaving legs or bleaching hair. gaining weight? i don&#8217;t care! i&#8217;ve got my toys <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/oh_dear\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}