{"id":1563,"date":"2003-05-22T13:41:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-22T13:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1563"},"modified":"2003-05-22T13:41:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-22T13:41:00","slug":"bats_in_my_belf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/bats_in_my_belf\/","title":{"rendered":"bats in my belfrey"},"content":{"rendered":"

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do you remember in the old bugs bunny cartoons when he’d hold up flash cards with pictograms of “crazy” analogies? like a screw and a baseball for screwball or a pot with a crack in it for crackpot? it took me a long time to get the bat beside the bell tower reference as a kid. i think i must have asked my mom finally because just how often does a five or six year old know what the hell a belfrey is?
\na long, lost co-worker just stopped by my desk for a chat and the first thing he said when i turned around to talk to him was “wow, you’re looking good!” yay for unexpected compliments! i’m so glad i put mascara on today to go with my new sexy shirt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

do you remember in the old bugs bunny cartoons when he’d hold up flash cards with pictograms of “crazy” analogies? like a screw and a baseball for screwball or a pot with a crack in it for crackpot? it took me a long time to get the bat beside the bell tower reference as a …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}