{"id":1588,"date":"2003-06-05T07:49:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-05T07:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1588"},"modified":"2003-06-05T07:49:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-05T07:49:00","slug":"which_witch_is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/which_witch_is\/","title":{"rendered":"which witch is which?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>1. Cats or dogs?<\/b> cats<br \/>\n<b>2. Butterflies or birds?<\/b> birds<br \/>\n<b>3. Horses or cows?<\/b> cows<br \/>\n<b>4. Turtles or snakes?<\/b> turtles<br \/>\n<b>5. Frogs or grasshoppers?<\/b> frogs<br \/>\n<b>6. Lions or tigers?<\/b> that&#8217;s mean. tigers. no, lions. dammit, both!<br \/>\n<b>7. Elephants or mice?<\/b> mice<br \/>\n<b>8. Porcupines or aardvarks?<\/b> porcupines<br \/>\n<b>9. Unicorns or dragons?<\/b> dragons<br \/>\n<b>10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You live in a rather dumpy apartment. A friend offers you a chance to be a roommate at a new place s\/he is moving into, but they don&#8217;t allow pets. You have a pet. Do you find your pet a new home and take the new place, or do you keep your pet and stay put?<\/b><br \/>\ngee, this sounds semi-familiar.  well, besides the fact i&#8217;d make an awful roommate, i&#8217;d have to stay where i am to be with my pet.  *sigh*  i miss my cat.<br \/>\n[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.this-or-that.org\">this-or-that<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Cats or dogs? cats 2. Butterflies or birds? birds 3. Horses or cows? cows 4. Turtles or snakes? turtles 5. Frogs or grasshoppers? frogs 6. Lions or tigers? that&#8217;s mean. tigers. no, lions. dammit, both! 7. Elephants or mice? mice 8. Porcupines or aardvarks? porcupines 9. Unicorns or dragons? dragons 10. Thought-provoking question of <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/which_witch_is\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}