my head feels like it’s three times its normal size, stuffed with itchy cotton and attached to my neck with three slip stiches so that it never quite says upright, just lolls back and forth and around and around. it’s both really neat and really disconcerting. dear gawd, i did not want to get out of bed this morning. i can’t wait until the sun sets at 8pm again so i can not feel guilty for going to bed before ten. what? if your alarm went off at five-thirty, you’d want to be in bed by ten, too.
\ni’m getting excited about my trip now. i still have a wedding and bridal shower presents to buy and i should probably buy gifts for the wee second cousins i haven’t met yet on either side of my family tree. i need to look for a dress for the wedding and buy some light, summery, hot-weather clothes because i don’t think the cousins i’m staying with would appreciate my standard m.o. in hot weather of wandering around naked. oh, yeah. i need some mosquito repellant. the last thing i want as a souvenier is the west nile virus. although, i successfully flew to edmonton and back and didn’t get the sars, so maybe i have good anti-viral mojo. regardless, i need to get me some deep woods off or some such. i hope it doesn’t stink too bad.
\nboys are fucking annoying and i just want to kill them all. i want to run away to cambodia with angelina jolie and leave all the stinky boys behind to rot. grr.
\np.s. i left my sexxy pen at home and i feel naked without it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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