{"id":1701,"date":"2003-09-23T12:02:47","date_gmt":"2003-09-23T12:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2003-09-23T12:02:47","modified_gmt":"2003-09-23T12:02:47","slug":"two_things_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/two_things_2\/","title":{"rendered":"two things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.  i took my nose ring out two weeks ago and only three people have noticed. i&#8217;m not sure why this disappoints me so much.<br \/>\n2.  i&#8217;ve totally forgotten what number two was which is too bad because it was going to be really good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. i took my nose ring out two weeks ago and only three people have noticed. i&#8217;m not sure why this disappoints me so much. 2. i&#8217;ve totally forgotten what number two was which is too bad because it was going to be really good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}