{"id":1717,"date":"2003-11-06T21:36:16","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T21:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2003-11-06T21:36:16","modified_gmt":"2003-11-06T21:36:16","slug":"50000000_miles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/50000000_miles\/","title":{"rendered":"50,000,000 miles beyond you"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/images\/digicam\/innards.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"wires'n'bits\" title=\"bits'n'chips\" \/><\/div>\n<p>stupid internet.  well, okay, not really.  stupid work.  hm, that&#8217;s not it either.  stupid work internet connection that wasn&#8217;t connected ALL DAY LONG.  yeah, that&#8217;s it.  i mean, really.  they obviously have no idea how hard it is to look like you&#8217;re working when you can&#8217;t even read your favourite sites and blog all day.  and they call themselves progressive.<br \/>\nto top it all off, i lost my sweet, personalized parking spot by $4 to our craptastic network guy.<br \/>\noh, the humanity!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stupid internet. well, okay, not really. stupid work. hm, that&#8217;s not it either. stupid work internet connection that wasn&#8217;t connected ALL DAY LONG. yeah, that&#8217;s it. i mean, really. they obviously have no idea how hard it is to look like you&#8217;re working when you can&#8217;t even read your favourite sites and blog all day. <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/50000000_miles\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}