{"id":173,"date":"2001-04-02T09:20:00","date_gmt":"2001-04-02T09:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=173"},"modified":"2001-04-02T09:20:00","modified_gmt":"2001-04-02T09:20:00","slug":"oh_my_god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/oh_my_god\/","title":{"rendered":"oh my god!"},"content":{"rendered":"

i was sitting on the futon, watching the view<\/i>, eating that container of fried rice and getting geared up to go outside and brave the sunshine when there was a knock at my door. my first thought was “ack! if it’s the landlord, where are my cigarettes?” i opened the door and this package falls against my toes. “chapters? i didn’t order anything from chapters,” i thought. after a quick chat with the mailman, i checked my mailbox and there’s another<\/b> package from chapters. “what the fuck?”
\ni came back in, and ripped open the cardboard. the first contained a fight club<\/i> video, the second had fight club<\/i> the novel. i was perplexed and thrilled. inside the book was a gift card which read:
\nTo Heather:
\nThank you again for my site – I love it!
\nxoxo,
\nButtercup
\npaige<\/a>, you made what could have been a dismal day absolutely brilliant with your generosity. i can’t thank you enough. but, i do know what i’ll be doing tonight…
\ni am jack’s irrepressible joy.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i was sitting on the futon, watching the view, eating that container of fried rice and getting geared up to go outside and brave the sunshine when there was a knock at my door. my first thought was “ack! if it’s the landlord, where are my cigarettes?” i opened the door and this package falls …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}