{"id":1788,"date":"2003-12-15T15:54:12","date_gmt":"2003-12-15T15:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1788"},"modified":"2003-12-15T15:54:12","modified_gmt":"2003-12-15T15:54:12","slug":"plop_plop_fizz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/plop_plop_fizz\/","title":{"rendered":"plop, plop. fizz, fizz."},"content":{"rendered":"

so, i’m reading this book<\/a> and it’s smutty. i mean, really smutty. not with “throbbing hardness”es and “womanly centre”s either. i’m talking all<\/i> the four-letter words to describe people’s naughty bits. and the main characters are spending a lot of time getting to know each other’s bits and pieces in great detail.
\ni have no problem with all of that. in fact, i’m quite enjoying it. but, what i realized is that these two characters have been spending all this time doing things that naked people do and no one’s had to go to the bathroom. why doesn’t fiction include the less-than-polite side of human bodily functions? they write about other sensations and functions of the human excretory system, but they never talk about what it’s like to have a poop in your significant other’s bathroom for the first time.
\nwhy is that? i mean, it’s a natural function of the human body, just like all that sex they’re having. they’re eating and drinking to replenish their strength, why aren’t they excreting, too?
\ni really hope i’m not the only person to wonder about that. ahem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so, i’m reading this book and it’s smutty. i mean, really smutty. not with “throbbing hardness”es and “womanly centre”s either. i’m talking all the four-letter words to describe people’s naughty bits. and the main characters are spending a lot of time getting to know each other’s bits and pieces in great detail. i have no …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}