{"id":1794,"date":"2004-01-09T08:42:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-09T08:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1794"},"modified":"2004-01-09T08:42:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-09T08:42:00","slug":"crackd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/crackd\/","title":{"rendered":"crack&#8217;d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/images\/digicam\/cracked.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"cracked\" title=\"cracked\" \/><\/div>\n<p>before anything else, the entire world needs to know that my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/ma\/Weller\/blogger\/randomness.html\">heather<\/a> turns <b>THIRTY<\/b> today. yippee!  i can&#8217;t wait until all my friends are in their thirties with me.  happiest birthday, eop.  i love you!<br \/>\nin other-people-related news, the second half of the gift-sending from the too-generous-by-far <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hiddencity.net\/\">mkh<\/a> was waiting for me at the post office yesterday.  inside the lovely amazon box was <i>monty python and the holy grail<\/i> AND <i>and now for something completely different<\/i>.  bad, bad, naughty zoot!  that man is single-handedly responsible for fleshing out both my book and video collections quite nicely over the years.  thank you, kevin. you&#8217;re much too good to me.<br \/>\nnow, about me. um.  i&#8217;m having dinner with my daddy tonight.  i&#8217;m making chili tomorrow.  i&#8217;ve found a home for my old vacuum.  i&#8217;m almost finished my current book.  i&#8217;ve been really enjoying sleeping well the past few nights.  i dreamt about kittens.  at this moment, i&#8217;m happy i&#8217;m single.  i&#8217;m out of photos and need to make some more. i&#8217;m not especially looking forward to the start of school on wednesday. i&#8217;m boring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>before anything else, the entire world needs to know that my friend heather turns THIRTY today. yippee! i can&#8217;t wait until all my friends are in their thirties with me. happiest birthday, eop. i love you! in other-people-related news, the second half of the gift-sending from the too-generous-by-far mkh was waiting for me at the <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/crackd\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}