{"id":1800,"date":"2004-01-07T09:34:04","date_gmt":"2004-01-07T09:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1800"},"modified":"2004-01-07T09:34:04","modified_gmt":"2004-01-07T09:34:04","slug":"there_is_no_spo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/there_is_no_spo\/","title":{"rendered":"there is no spoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/images\/digicam\/snowygreenlight.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"green. light. snow. duh.\" title=\"green. light. snow. duh.\" \/><\/div>\n<p>my morning commute:<br \/>\nwalk to bus stop, nearly falling on my ass several times.<br \/>\nmiss bus by two minutes.<br \/>\nstand in rain waiting for next bus to arrive in thirty minutes.<br \/>\nrealize waiting for next bus will make me forty-five minutes late.<br \/>\nlook at almost-clear main roads.<br \/>\nwalk back home, nearly falling on my ass several times and saying hello to dapper man with the nice umbrella.<br \/>\nget in car.<br \/>\ndrive to work.<br \/>\nnearly die.<br \/>\nwalk across slurpy, slushy parking lot, soaking sneakers and socks.<br \/>\njust because you all care, i&#8217;ll advise you that i had a much better sleep last night. i&#8217;m attributing it to all the fresh air (read: gasping for) i got yesterday.  methinks i might get the same benefit from all my morning trudging.  at least i hope so.<br \/>\nof course, in a sick and twisted turn of events, i find my legs all antsy to be moving. sitting here at my desk is just not cutting it.  they want to walk.  this isn&#8217;t a real problem other than the fact my brain absolutely hates walking without purpose.  if i have a definitive destination, i can walk much longer than if i&#8217;m just walking for the sake of exercise.  to this end, i need to find destinations to walk to.  we&#8217;ll see how that goes.  heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my morning commute: walk to bus stop, nearly falling on my ass several times. miss bus by two minutes. stand in rain waiting for next bus to arrive in thirty minutes. realize waiting for next bus will make me forty-five minutes late. look at almost-clear main roads. walk back home, nearly falling on my ass <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/there_is_no_spo\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}